who i am...
First, there was one
Embarking on my plus 5 journey began in the Jurassic era. Initially, I considered recommending my imaginary friend, but commitment issues prevailed. Fast forward through the chronicles of two enchanting boys, a stint in the realms of matrimony and divorce (all before I could even claim my associate's degree). Throw in another husband (this time, I promise to keep him forever) and two additional stunning sons, and voila – welcome to the sitcom that is my life, now starring a cast of five fabulous individuals! A blended family of extraordinary inner and external beauty that will last my lifetime.
In the vast album of my life, there aren't many snapshots capturing my number one, my partner in everyday adventures. It's not that he shies away from the camera; he simply prefers to live in the richness of the present moment rather than freezing it in pixels. So, this picture, the one where he reluctantly sat still for a brief moment, will have to do.
The Experiences
House building, moving and DIY home improvements have become our version of extreme sports – wielding power tools with confidence (or pretending to) and turning mishaps into modern art installations. And let's not forget our spontaneous acts of kindness, because nothing says "random" like surprising a friend with a llama-themed gift just because llamas are awesome.
In the grand tapestry of our plus 5 adventures, these escapades are the stitches that bind us together – a hilarious patchwork quilt of laughter, chaos, and the occasional misplaced hammer.
We've embarked on legendary adventures on planes, trains, and automobiles – each journey a testament to our survival skills and collective sense of direction (or lack thereof). Our kitchen has witnessed disasters that miraculously transformed into culinary masterpieces – because who needs a recipe when you have creativity and a fire extinguisher? The fire extinguisher came this year.
We've orchestrated fashion that would make Hollywood jealous, though convincing the husband to partake in the dress-up extravaganza has proven to be a mission impossible. Our front and backyard have become the stages for shenanigans so epic they could rival a sitcom plot. From impromptu play-offs and bonfires to attempts at gardening that left the neighbors questioning our horticultural prowess – we've done it all.
Are you serious?
At my core, I'm a spirited adventurer who thrives on embracing new experiences and finding joy in the unexpected twists and turns of the journey – even if that occasionally leads to a directional detour. Creativity and resilience are my trusted companions; mishaps don't derail me, they become the canvas for culinary triumphs that nourish not just the stomach but the soul of my plus 5 family.
Humor, my favorite coping mechanism, is the thread that weaves through the fabric of my life. My humor is deeply rooted in the bonds of our krewe, and the shenanigans we share create a unique dynamic that's the heart of our laughter-filled escapades. Life's challenges are met with a lighthearted approach, supported by faith and a belief in the smile that resides in my crazy. Rather than getting bogged down, I see mishaps as opportunities for creating enduring family anecdotes.
Spontaneity is my modus operandi; I surprise others with kindness in ways that defy planning – I don't plan, I just do! Conformity is not my cup of tea; I revel in uniqueness and creativity, unafraid to deviate from traditional expectations.
Amidst life's challenges and mishaps, I choose laughter as the glue that bonds my plus 5, creating lasting memories that make the journey truly extraordinary.